Sardar Messages

Intelligent Santa

All Scientists Fail 2 Ans This But Santa Rocks
Q:- Which Liquid Thng Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans:- BESAN K PAKODE.
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Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. 🙂
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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
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Sardar ji aap apni pregnant wife ko itne pain main hospital ki jagah Pizza hut q le jarahe hain??
Sardar ji:aray yar q k pizza hut mein Delivery FREE hai!!;-).
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Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts “Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle”
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says” Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai”!
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Q: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Sardar: “No, who wrote it?”
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Sardar ji sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! Higher studies yaar…
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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A news channel gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident
at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar
rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye
patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

News correspondent: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya .
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Sardar: My wife is still scared of water
Friend : how come?
Sardar : yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
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Sardar to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 250ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Sardar Apni Unparh BV se:
Chal Honeymoon per chalte hain,
Wife: Nahi mujhey Kapre dhoney hain tussi Ammi nu ley jao.

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Sardar Apni Unparh BV se:
Chal Honeymoon per chalte hain,
Wife: Nahi mujhey Kapre dhoney hain tussi Ammi nu ley jao.