HOTEL SMS

“When people go to a resort hotel for a change and a rest, the bellboys get the change and the hotel gets the rest.”
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One of Moscow’s finest hotels proudly boasts that there is a television set in every room — only it watches you!

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“Welcome! We hope you have a relaxing and memorable stay. Let us know if there’s anything we can do to make it even better!”

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“Good day! Just a reminder that our facilities are at your service. Have a wonderful stay, and let us know if we can assist with anything!”

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“Thank you! We’re delighted to have you with us. Please don’t hesitate to reach out if you need assistance or recommendations!”

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“Good morning!—our breakfast is served from 7-10 AM. Wishing you a fantastic day ahead!”

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“We hope you’re enjoying your stay at. If there’s anything we can do to make your visit more comfortable, please let us know!”

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