HOSPITAL MESSAGES
“If you plan to finance your forthcoming heart attack, it’s absolutely necessary that you work ten hours a day, seven days a week.”
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Most hospitals are now so expensive that when you’re brought in they interview you to see which ailment you can afford to have.
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“If all men are born free, why doesn’t somebody tell the hospitals and doctors about it?”
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“Wishing you strength and comfort as you recover. Remember, each day is a step closer to health. Get well soon!”
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“Sending you all the positive thoughts and prayers for a smooth and speedy recovery. Take all the time you need to heal!”
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“Hospitals are just temporary homes for strong souls like you. Rest well and know we’re all cheering for you!”
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“May this stay bring you the rest and healing you need. We’re here for you, and can’t wait to see you feeling better soon!”
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“Recovery can be challenging, but remember, you are stronger than you think. We’re with you every step of the way!”
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