EXAMS I STUDENT SMS

Attitude Of A ‘STUDENT’
“This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I’ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me” =P =D
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True meaning of study

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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Silent message for all students
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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Parhai sirf 2 wajah se hoti hai,
Ek shoq se,
R
Ek khof se,
Shoq hamen hai nai,
R
Khof to hamen kisi k bap ka nahi.
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Hr student k sr ka taaj hota hai 33 marks,
Board ka ashirvad hota hai 33 marks,
33 marks ki qimat tum kia jano Examiner Babu,
Hr Failure ka Khawab hota hai 33 marks.
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“If i have 8 hr to cut a tree,
i will spend 7 hr in sharping the axe”
Lincoln
“If we have 8hr to study,
we will spend 7 hr searching the book”
Nalaiqcon
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Baap: Beta is bar tujhe Exam me 80% # lana hai,
Beta: Nahi DaD, Main is bar 100% # launga,
Baap: Q mazaq kr rahey ho?
Beta: Shuru kis ne kiya tha?
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Result kal arha hai,

Aisa Mazak Student k sath na karen,
Jan lewa ho sakta hai…
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If u fail in Exam:
Mom says 3 words: “Ullu ka patha”
Dad says 3 words: “Hor khel bahir”
Lover says 3 words: “how could u?”
Friend says 3 words: “Bismillah tussi v?”
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Samundar se keh do apni mojain sanbhaal k rakhey….
Zindagi main tofaan laney k liye hamara “Result” he kaafi hai.
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Secrets of Success
1. Kbi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lagenge,
2. Hamesha late class me jao is trha hr teacher tmhe yad rakhega,
3. Ziadah parhne se time zaya hota hai or time zaya krna Gunnah hai,
4. Kabi test na do q k beizati k 2 marks se izzat k o achey hain.
Dedicated to genious Students.
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New Remix of Amplifier
Kaaliyan Bariyan we paper nu main laawa,
Speed main 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne main nai rukda,
em a night
Writer Removaan maar mar paper nu chekad da,
Sarey bachey takde we ki hogia,
lagda we aj mera paper hogia,
un nu main puchda,
ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
ni dur isey le ja ja we ariye,
ni teacher tu meri, meri..
main tera student dent.