ELECTIONS 2013 SMS

Halqa e ishq ma umeedwar e muhbat hoon
hai koi????is dill pe jo muhar lagaye

ab Pakistan zameeen par nahi
Chand par huga
Ku keah
Na
LIGHT
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
Na koi chlat phirta insaan
So Please sing it allll
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.
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pani
gas
cheeni
bijli
ki shaded qilat peda karna pay
Musharaf ko
Quaid-e-Qillat !! ka title de dia gya
Taliaaaaaaaaaaaan::::::
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Bad officials
Will be elected
by
good citizens
who will not caste their votes..
rasie you voice to raise your standards
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Politician is promising young man
Who goes into politics to keep going
on promising for the rest of his life….****
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Momo Nawaz sharif say
Main tujy iss saal wo don gi pervez
Nawaz sharif: who kiya maan jee?
Momo: wohi jo awam na zardari ko di ha
Nawaz sharif: galian??
Momo: gali tu tujy kbhi nai doon gi altaf hussain
Nawaz sharif:iltaf Husain nahi Nawaz sharif maan jee
Momo: nahi main tujy Nawaz sharif b nahi doon gi
Nawaz sharif: maa jee vote dena ha tu do wrna jao!!!
Momo: ayeeee shavash…. Ma tujy vote don gi nawz sharif puttarJ******
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11 may ko…..
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.yaaaaa tu nayaaaaaaa pakistaaan
Ya phir GAYAAA Pakistan
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Husband: main tummy talaQ de kar dosri shadi kar loon ga
Wife: magar q?
Husband: imran khan kehta ha khush hali k liye TABDILI zarori ha:-P
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Sikandar fatah k bad YUNNAN gaya, wahan 1 admai dunya say be kahbar so ra tha
Sikandar na laat mar k jagaya or
Kaha
Tu bekhabar so raha ha??
Ma na is sheher ko fatah kar lia ha
Us shahkhs na badshah ki taraf dekha or kaha k sheher fatah karna badshah ka kam ha or
Laaat marna gadhay ka…..
Kya koi insane dunya ma nahi raha
Jo badshahat ek gadhay ko mil gae ha?????
Think before casting VOTE
Badshahat kisi gadhy ko na mil jaye

Faqat:
Apka mazloom Pakistan

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When a leader falls for a nation
The nation rises for him….
We will make our caprain stand all
We will bring a smile on his face on 11th may,
We will be face of change
We are the Nawaz Sharif phenomenon
Vote for the honesty, vote for thepassion
Vot for the CHANGE
VOTE FOR INSAF..
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Ittna fxd karo k imran uncle tak puhunch jayee.
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uncle naya Pakistan banana ha tu purany da ki karna ha
OLX pe daaal den kya:-P ============================================
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YA ALLAH…..
Iss election ma SHER ko pinjry ma rakhna
CYCLE ko puncture rakhna
KITAB ko basty ma hi rakhna
BAT ko ground ma rakhna
TEER ko kaman ma rakhna
TRAZO ko dukan ma rakhna
PATANG ko asman ma rakhna
Basss ham ko apny hifzo amaan ma rakhna
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen….
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If you want jobs then vote for pti but if you want yellow taxi then vote for PMLN
If you want higher education for all then vote for pti but if you want laptoos then vote for PMLN
If you want electricity then vote for PTI but if you want solar energy lamps then vote for PMLN
If you want equal education system for all then vote for PTI but if you want Danish school for a specific community then vote PMLN
VOTE FOR YOUR BETTER FUTURE VOTE FOR PTI..
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Poori awaaam ko 11 may ka intezar ha is liye nahi k election Kon jeeTY GA
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BALKEY
ISLIYE k us din LIGHT nahi jaye gi:-P
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Vote dalny k liye18 saal umar
Or
Shadi k liye 25 sal umar huna zarori ha
Yani k
Biwi sambhalna mulk sambhalny sa zayda mushkil ha
Imran khan BIWI sambhal na saka mulk kya sambhaly ga
Zaraa sochiye
And vote noon leeg ko dijye…
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Dnt forget to watch the special SHOW OF
KAUN BANY GA KAROR PATI
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On 11th may 2013
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Jo Shair Se Takrayen Gay Wo Shukat Khanam Jayen Gay 😛
VOTE FOR PML N
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Sab Taaj Uchale Jayenge Sab Takht Giraye Jaye Gay
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Ae khak nashino uth betho woh wakt qareeb aa phncha hai:))
11 May The Day Of Judgment….VOTE FOR PML N
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Ravi zinda hay chanab zinda hay
Mere ankho ka her ik khuwaab zinda hay
Zulam kerna otna jitna seh sakoo tu
Is leay k shair e punjab zinda hay
Vote for pml n
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Tehreek-e-Insaf ka aala Insaf
Imran Khan ka Ilaaj “Shoakat Khanam” mAin
Or Sath Zakham honey waaley “Guards” General Hospital main.
Tabdili aa gai hai…