HUSBAND VS WIFE SMS
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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Wife: kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
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Why women starts with W
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!
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Wife; Janu, kash Aap Message hote, Main Aapko save karti, jab chahe parhti,
Husband; Kanjus ,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi Saheli ko forward bhi karti 😉
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Biwi: Shadi K Shuru Me Jb Me Khana Pka K Lati thi AP Ziada Mje Khilaty or Khud Kum Khaty
Ab Aisa Q Nhi Krty
Shohar: Is lye K Ab Tume Khana Pkana Aa Gya he.! 😀
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Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I’m sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:” Up quick! My husband is back.”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes “Damn, I’m the husband!”
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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Jo Admi soch samjh k shadi nahi krte
Wo zindagi bhar lrte hain,
Or jo admi soch samjh k shadi krtey hain
Hundi onna nal v kutteyan wali a per o das de nai.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: agr mai gum ho jaon to tum kia karoge ??
Husbund: Mai akhbar me ishtehar dunga.
Wife: kia likhwao ge ?
Husbund: Jinnu labhay odi 😉
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Husband: aj kia pakana hai ?
Wife: jo ap kahen
Husband: acha chawal bna lo,
Wife: kal to pakaye they aj kuch r
H: acha sbzi bna lo,
W:uffo bachey nai khate,
H:Acha qima bna lo,
W: Ish, mujhe alergy hai
H:Prathey bana lo,
W:Rat ko prathey kon khata hai?
H: Phir kia pakana hai?
W: jo ap kahen
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Husband: Jb meri new shadi hui to mujhe meri B.V itni achi lagti thi k dil krta tha khaa jaoun
Friend: or ab?
Husband: Khaa hi jaanda tey changa C
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Wife or husband safer per ja rahey they”
Raste main ik gadha ghaas kha raha tha,
Husband: Apne rishtedar ko Salam kro,
Wife: Salam Susar G
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Wife to Husband:
Tum to kehte the k shadi k bad mujhe pyar karte rahoge,
Husband: Sorry! Mujhey malooom nahi tha k Tumhari shaadi mujhse hi hogi.
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Wife: agr main pakistan ki sb se bari pahaari K2 per charhney main kamyab hojaoun,
to ap mujhey kia denge?
Husband: Dhakka
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“Husband: ‘I wear the pants in this house!’ Wife: ‘And I tell you which ones to wear!’ 😂”
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“A husband’s idea of cleaning the house: Tidying up one room. A wife’s idea: Cleaning the whole house twice! 😂”
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one! 😂”
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“Husband: ‘I don’t need instructions.’ Wife: ‘That’s why we have three extra screws and a wobbling table!’”
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“Wife: ‘Honey, I lost my keys.’ Husband: ‘Did you check your purse?’ Wife: ‘Of course!’ (Finds keys in her purse five minutes later) 😂”
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GET WELL SMS
A little birdie told me That you’re not feeling well todayI sure hope you get wellSo you and I can playWe have such a good timeWhen we do things togetherIt’s too bad my friendThat you’re under the weather
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I’ve got some love soup
To make you well
It will warm your heart
And make you feel swell
I miss you so much
When you’re in bed sick
So try my love soup
And you’ll get well real quick
I love You!
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I know the pain
Is hard to bear
For you I prayed
A special prayerMay God be with you
In these painful days
And may He help you
Understand His ways
Please Get Well Soon!
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When you go
To the doctor today
I sure hope things
Go your way
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Please get well
These flowers are sent
With get well wishes
That are sincere and true
Because there is someone special missing
And that someone is youI’m sending this greeting
On your way
Because to you
I want to say…..
I Hope You Feel Better Soon!
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Please Get Well
It’s “Ruff” Without You!
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Get well soon
It’s here again
That nasty flu
I heard it said
It hit you tooChicken soup
I prescribe to you
They say it helps
Get rid of the fluIf that doesn’t work
Take a stiff shot
That should cure
Anything you got
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I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!
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Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola He-
agaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.
Get Well Soon Mamu
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sent my cares to the wind
And ask the wind to pass them to u
When u feel the wind blowing towards ur face that’s me
Saying take care.
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Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
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Heard that you”re not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon!
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Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you
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May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.
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Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!
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You are feeling down and so am i with You not around. Hope you Get Back in the swing of things real soo
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You Mean A lot to me…. and so does your Health and Happiness….. So Here”s a wish to say…. & Take good care of Yourself
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If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say..
“Get Well Soon”
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Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
Get Well Soon
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“Wishing you a speedy recovery! May you get well soon and return to good health and happiness.”
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“Sending you lots of love and positive energy for a quick recovery. Get well soon!”
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“Hope you feel better soon! Take good care of yourself and know that we are all thinking of you.”
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“May each new day bring you closer to a full and speedy recovery. Get well soon!”
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“Sending you warm wishes and hope for a fast recovery. Get well soon and know that you are in my thoughts.”
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“Wishing you a speedy recovery! Remember, every day is a step closer to feeling better. Take care!”
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“Sending you lots of healing thoughts and positive vibes. Get well soon; we can’t wait to see you back on your feet!”
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“I hope each day brings you renewed strength and brighter moments. Get well soon; you’re missed!”
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“Take this time to rest and heal. We’re all here for you, cheering you on to a full recovery!”
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“Get well soon! Your strength and spirit inspire us all. Looking forward to seeing you back to your amazing self!”
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GIRLS VS BOYS SMS
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they’re afraid of falling & getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient & the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday…*~
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*I want a man when I’m in my pj’s and with no make-up on.
he says,
“Baby, you look BeAuTiFuL!”*
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Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue 2 be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue 2 be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in 2 play and break the legs of the boy.
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1. I miss u
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta(Dis line iz 100% true)
6. Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7. Main dosri larkion jaisi nh
8. Mujhe kuch nhi pata
9. Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain
10. Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina
Send to all boys
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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
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Larka: Friendship karo gi?
Larki: Nahi mere parents ijazat nahi dete
Larka: Bari gal kiti ay te mere maa peyo ne kera menu larki phasan da diploma le k dita ay..!
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Boy larki se: main tum se Muhabbat krta hun,
Larki:”Tameez se baat karo”
Boy: “In the name of ALLAH…. with due respect I beg to say that I Love
You”
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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
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Boy: Aj kaisa feel kr rahi ho ?
Girl: Kal rat tu had hi ho gai,
Uff 2 ghnte,
Meri to jaan hi nikal gai,
Sarey kapre geelay ho gaye,
Pehle to 1 Ghanta karte they,
Mager kal to poore 2 ghentay tak sans hi nai aai,
1 Ghanta b bohet tha,
Ye 2 ghante ki
Load shading to jaan hi nikaal leti hai.
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Girl.. Aj tum jo boluge main manu gi.
Boy.. Har bat manu gi.
Girl.. Yes har bat.
Boy.. Soch lo.
Girl.. Socha he. Har bat manugi.
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Boy.. Phir aj k bad panch waqt ki nimaz parhna… =P
MORAL: Har Boy kamina nahe
hota… ;->
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Girls r like an internet virus,
they enter ur life,
scan ur pocket,
transfer ur money,
edit ur mind,
download their problems,
Delete ur smile
&
hang u 4 ever…
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Larka: Friendship karogi?
Larki: Nahi mere parents Ijazat nahi dete,
Larka: Bri Gal keeti, to mere maa baap nain konsa mujhe larki phasaney ki membership le k di hai.
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Girls like Water …
It can Burn you ..
It can make you thirsty
But you can’t still alive without her
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“Girls: We can talk for hours about our feelings. Boys: We can text for hours about… well, anything else! ”
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“Girls know the latest fashion trends, while boys think wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement! ”
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“Boys may act tough, but deep down, they know that a girl’s smile can melt even the strongest hearts!”
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“Girls can plan the perfect night out; boys just want to play video games. Balance is key! ”
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“When girls say they need space, it means a cozy blanket and some ice cream. When boys say it, they just want to play sports!”
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Goodbye are not forever….
“Goodbyes are not forever” is a poignant reminder that parting ways doesn’t have to signify an end; rather, it can mark a new beginning. In life, we often encounter moments where we must say goodbye, whether to friends, family, or familiar places. However, the saying “goodbyes are not forever” encourages us to cherish the memories created and to hold onto the hope of reuniting in the future. This perspective allows us to navigate the emotions of farewell with grace, knowing that every goodbye can lead to new connections and experiences, reinforcing the idea that true bonds withstand the test of time and distance.
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Goodbye are not forever Goodbye are not the end They simply mean l’ll miss you Until we meet again
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“Goodbyes are not forever; they simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again.”
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“Every goodbye is a chance to say hello again someday. Until then, carry the memories with you.”
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“Goodbyes are not the end; they are just a pause until we reunite. Keep our memories alive!”
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“Though we part ways, remember that our hearts are always connected. Goodbye for now, but not forever.”
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“Saying goodbye is just a reminder that our paths will cross again. Until we meet again, take care!”
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GOOD BYE SMS
Goodbye
“Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can
meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are friends.”
– Richard Bach
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I made the choice to finally go because I can’t stand this pain. It’s time for my last tear to fall and me to smile again.
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You never leave someone behind, you take a part of them with you and leave a part of yourself behind.
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Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean I’ll miss you
Until we meet again!
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A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.”
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“I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me- I’m going to smile”
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“I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken, and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn’t brighten her own.”
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The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart. ~Alan Alda
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“You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye!!”
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Goodbye are not forever Goodbye are not the end They simply mean l’ll miss you Until we meet again
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“Goodbye doesn’t mean forever. It just means we’ll meet again, until then take care and stay in touch.”
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“Saying goodbye is never easy, but it’s not the end. It’s just a pause until we see each other again. Take care!”
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“Goodbye! Remember, no matter where you go, you’ll always have a friend in me. Stay safe and keep in touch.”
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“Wishing you all the best in your new journey. Goodbye and good luck! You’ll be missed.”
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“Goodbye is not the end, it’s a new beginning. Farewell and see you soon!”
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“Goodbye isn’t forever; it’s just a temporary pause until we meet again. Take care!”
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“As we say goodbye, remember that the memories we created will always be with us. Until next time!”
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“It’s hard to say goodbye, but I’m grateful for all the moments we shared. Wishing you all the best!”
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“Every goodbye makes the next hello closer. Until we meet again, take care and stay safe!”
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“Saying goodbye is never easy, but I carry you in my heart wherever I go. See you soon!”
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