Black Friday Messages

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. ~Franklin P. Jones

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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. ~Author Unknown

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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. ~Dave Barry

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck

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The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. ~John Andrew Holmes

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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? ~Rita Rudner

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. ~Bo Derek

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We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. ~Bill Bryson

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Only one shopping day left ’til tomorrow. ~Author Unknown

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Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. ~Author Unknown

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I shop like a bull — I charge everything! ~Author Unknown

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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. ~Stephen Butler Leacock, quoted in Michael Jackman, Crown’s Book of Political Quotations, 1982

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Be glad that you’re greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren’t. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

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Creditors have better memories than debtors. ~Benjamin Franklin

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The other line moves faster. ~Etorre’s Observation

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Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. ~Ann Landers

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Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don’t need with money you don’t have. ~Author Unknown

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We realize we can’t have everything, and so begins the mad scramble to have everything else. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Dave Barry, “Christmas Shopping: A Survivor’s Guide”

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Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go to: Under federal law, all malls in the United States must have the same 42 chain stores. ~Dave Barry, “Christmas Shopping: A Survivor’s Guide”

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If you camp out at the store for a TV, you are a good consumer. If you camp out for social justice, you’re a dirty hippie and will be pepper-sprayed. ~Author Unknown

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. ~Elayne Boosler

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If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. ~Cynthia Nelms

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A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need. ~Sidney Carroll

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Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? ~Kin Hubbard

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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift…. The hangover comes the day after. ~Joyce Brothers

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Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s. ~Earl Wilson

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To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. ~Elwyn Brooks White

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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. ~J. Paul Getty

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There must be more to life than having everything! ~Maurice Sendak

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A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. ~Harold Coffin

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I detest… the obscene spending bonanza that nowadays seems to occupy not just December, but November and much of October, too. ~Richard Dawkins, quoted in “An Atheist Can Believe in Christmas” by Randy Kennedy, 2006 December 17th, New York Times

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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. ~Marcelene Cox

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I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ~Ilie Nastase

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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown

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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ~Tammy Faye Bakker

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Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like. ~Adrienne Gusoff

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But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith’s. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. ~Nicholas Johnson

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If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. ~George MacDonald

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May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through! ~Author Unknown

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A hug is a great gift — one size fits all, and it’s easy to exchange. ~Author Unknown

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The only gift is a portion of thyself. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Stuffocation: being overwhelmed by the stuff one has bought or accumulated. ~Author Unknown

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Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA). ~Neil deGrasse Tyson, 2014

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On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it’s instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. ~Judith Krantz

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The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. ~Mad Magazine

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Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. ~A.A. Latimer

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Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. ~Max Amsterdam

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Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. ~Author Unknown

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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. ~Kin Hubbard

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You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy. ~Eric Hoffer

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The trouble with us in America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. ~Louis Kronenberger

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We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. ~Gloria Steinem

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. ~Oscar Wilde

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Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed. ~Mohandas K. Gandhi, quoted in E.F. Schumacher, Small Is Beautiful

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The gap in our economy is between what we have and what we think we ought to have — and that is a moral problem, not an economic one. ~Paul Heyne

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Economic advance is not the same thing as human progress. ~John Clapham, 1920s

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Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things. ~Elise Boulding

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It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy. ~George Horace Lorimer

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Technology: “the knack of so arranging the world that we don’t have to experience it.” ~Max Frisch, c.1960s #cyber monday

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Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance. ~Marshall McLuhan, introduction to Wilson Bryan Key, Subliminal Seduction: Ad Media’s Manipulation of a Not So Innocent America, 1974

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Black Friday is an official way to open shopping of coming Christmas. If we talk about the history of the Black Friday then we find its importance days in 1975. We can imagine the importance of Black Friday from its standing among fifth to tenth in the standing of the list of year‘s busiest shopping days.
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Though is not a holiday, but it is the busiest day of shopping, Mostly people love to purchase their things at Black Friday. Black Friday falls among the last week of November immediate after Thanksgiving. Non retailers give holiday to their employees, so Black Friday is off day for non retailers. Black Friday is similar to Boxing Day sales in British Common wealth. Massive traffic jam & crowd are seen on Black Friday at shopping places from open to close.
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Black Friday is considered the most reputable day followed by Thanksgiving in United States. When we talk about Black Friday, we assume that it will be the calamity day. But, in reality it is considered as the beginning of Christmas shopping season. At that day most the retail shops open extremely early & there is panic at shopping malls at Black Friday.

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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
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Let’s get our mind off America’s debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge.
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I hope your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
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Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
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Its a great day to kill others shopping and cleaning up this Thanksgiving crap should be left to Grandma.
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You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there’s a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes
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Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day
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And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in the latest styles from Old Navy, and laid him in a shopping cart, because they were waiting in line to get into Walmart.
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Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.
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Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said.
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Let’s cheer to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday!
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Hope you enjoyed Black-and-Blue Friday at WalMart.
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Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less (than) what I saved!
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.

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Welcome to the internet’s first page of quotations about the insanity that is known as Black Friday! I must admit that in my younger years I was talked into standing in a couple of 5am lines, but nowadays I just stay home and drink my coffee, in the lovely morning peace and quiet. So however it is you celebrate, ignore, or protest Black Friday or Cyber Monday shopping, I offer you these great quotes on the topic. Enjoy!

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As you know, Black Friday is the day shoppers go berserk for holiday deals. ~Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, “Black Friday,”

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Here’s wishing your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.

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You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity. ~Bill Gates

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Only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

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Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. ~Erma Bombeck

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Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ~Joan Rivers, c.1989 [And now, of course, the internet! —tεᖇᖇ¡·g] #cyber monday

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A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. ~Author Unknown

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People will buy anything that is one to a customer. ~Sinclair Lewis

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Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday. ~Jarod Kintz

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