POLITICS SMS

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

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Promising young man should go into politics

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

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Petrol prices r reduced by 0.64 Rs/Ltr,
Hm Zardari Sb. k behad shukr guzar hain,
Ab is se jo bachat hogi us se hum comatti dal k ik Chintoo Candy Kharidainge.

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Atay ki line me khra admi ghuse se: main Zardari ko marne ja raha hun,
kuch dair baad wapis line me agya,
Kisi nain pucha mar diya ??
Mayusi se Jawab dia wahan b line lagi hai.